If I tell you that something is art, it automatically is. No matter how un-artistic it may seem, or how much on fire filing cabinets it may be. Art. I called it. It is that thing. That’s just how art works. I mean, you can not like it all you want, you can critique it […]
This is how I prepared my Super Bowl spread, this exact way. The music may not have actually been playing, I may have just been hearing it in my head, but this, this is how my Sunday went. It wasn’t THAT bad really, All of my best friends were there: no one. Hooray, sport. Originally […]
Hey, have you ever wanted to have a tooth in somewhere in you that wasn’t your mouth? Of COURSE you haven’t! Because you know that would make absolutely no sense! But sometimes the human body likes to play disgusting tricks and put chompers where chompers don’t go and we all have to hold tight our […]
There’s not a lot of things more polarizing in today’s society than what a lady woman should and shouldn’t be allowed to do with her own biological by-product. So what better way to gently facilitate rational conversation than a coat hanger hanging around your neck as thank you for your donation to the cause? Oh, […]
Maybe that requires more explanation, well, it’s pretty straight forward really. Sure, they’re not actual turtles. And sure, they’re not so much actually on their faces as drawn on to photos, but, well, you’re right, that title might have been a touch misleading. But still, Celebrities With Turtles On Their Faces. Originally posted on Your […]
Who and what you want to plunge your parts into really shouldn’t make any difference to anyone but you and the recipient. Nor should the number of whos or whats. But some people just can’t help but stick their nose where it wasn’t invited to be stuck. Originally posted on Your Daily Media The idea of […]
If you ever visit Southern California, I encourage you to visit Venice Beach. Really, if you take a trip to Venice, you don’t have to go anywhere else, it is the most concentrated dose of SoCal that you can get in one shot. Originally posted on Your Daily Media Venice Beach, California: It’s the one […]
Obviously there’s very little funny about the topic of suicide, but I think it’s fair to say that the worst part of stories like these is being reminded of Third Eye Blind and the terrible pain they’ve inflicted upon the world. Originally posted on Your Daily Media The Golden Gate Bridge, one of the most […]
I know I don’t have to remind YOU that March was National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month. And if you’re anything like me, you celebrated it by buying your ass hole a present. Mine, was a new ergonomic stool to help me make my stool. Originally posted on Your Daily Media Doodies. Poo-poo ca-ca. The Number Twos. […]
As lovers, defenders and friends of alcohol, we at Van Full of Candy take crimes against booze very seriously. And when a people prey upon another hop loving people’s inability to easily calculate sport enhancing receptacle volume and can’t take a vendor’s word as his bond, well, that’s when shit gets real. Originally posted on […]