Well hello all you little worker bees. You must be SO excited for your Love America 3 Day Weekend. You know why you’re so excited? Because your job wants you to think so. It wan’t to trick you into thinking you’re happy that you’re getting an extra day off this weekend. Your job wants you to go and […]
Dear Super-Hott Katy Perry & That Spiral Permed Douchebag Kenny G.: I was so fuckin’ pissed quite disappointed today when I finally got to see your new, super perky, bubble-gum 80’s themed music video “Last Friday Night”. Now don’t get me wrong, there was absolutely NOTHING you did personally wrong Katy, I mean, you were so pettable in […]
When you work hard and put in your time, good things usually happen to you. Here at Van Full of Candy we have a really dedicated young man who really, really wants to make it big time in the entertaiment world in any way shape or form that they’ll take him. You may remember him […]
Much of the state of California lays in ruins at this hour after Jason Whitesel and Jesse Jones, Van Full of Candy co-founders escaped police custody in Sacramento and Los Angeles respectively. In what was thought to be an impossibly short span of time for such a feat, Jason managed to dig a hole through his […]
Hey, so this is the Van Full of Candy intern Jerry. By now you’ve probably heard that Jesse and Jason were arrested just a couple minutes ago for refusing to remove their viral hit “Greatest Stories Ever Written: Friday by Rebecca Black” [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgu-Pe91Lx4] (They told me to put the video up again in this update) […]
Fan-fucking-tastic. While our new Rebecca Black Spoken Word video — [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgu-Pe91Lx4] is busy taking this world and all known adjacent planets by fucking storm, opening doors up for us that we never even expected to see, it apparently has also gotten us attention we didn’t want. This just showed up for us. A cease and desist from […]
The freight train that IS “VFoC Presents – The Greatest Stories Ever Written: “Friday” by Rebecca Black” is hurtling straight for Opportunityville for your beloved co-founders of Van Full of Candy! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgu-Pe91Lx4] While the video, released just this morning, continues to break view speed records on the YouTubes, we have been fielding calls from Sub […]
What the huh!? I honestly thought Rebecca Black was played out by now but apparently the interwebs just can’t get enough of this spectacular train wreck. In just the last hour and a half since we posted our new video it’s already gotten an estimated 1,750,000 views! (We’ll explain “estimated”.) [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgu-Pe91Lx4] We’ve been in contact with […]
Always with our finger just outside the pulse of the American consciousness Van Full of Candy gives to you our celebration of this generation’s newest great story-teller. Rebecca Black’s inspiring song, a celebration of the julian calendar has taken hold of the internet viewing populace not because of its “absurdity” or “amateurish quality both in production […]
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