Sanctioned, Legal, Open Air Sidewalk Urination Coming To San Francisco

Being the social drinkers that we are at Van Full of Candy, there are times when the world is our toilet. That’s why we applaud this latest advancement in public urination technology. Adding legality to what we do out of necessity. It’s a beautiful thing. Originally posted on Your Daily Media As a gentleman and […]

No Self Control? No Problem! iBag Will Protect Your Wallet From You

When I have money (which is almost never) I know the constant urge to throw it away at the first shiny or delicious thing that crosses my field of vision. So I get needing something to protect me from myself. I also get needing to develop some sort of god damned self control too since […]

An Artistic Examination Of “Stuff Being Thrown At My Head”

I don’t know much about art, that much is certain. Really, if you break it down, I don’t know much about much, which in itself is kind of special, which means it’s sort of art, my not knowing anything… Or not. But this is art, and maybe its meaning is deeper than we at first […]

50% Of The Nation Is Sexting, The Other 50% Have Land Lines I Assume

There’s no form of technology that we can’t put our genitals on. As a human species, we really only make any sort of technological advancement just so we have something new and exciting to do with our pleasure parts. If you don’t have a picture of someone’s bathing suit area on your phone right this […]

Japanese Performance Art Troupe’s Performance, Actually Art

The world of performance art usually hates both performance and art. But in this rare case, we get something that is actually both. Originally posted on Your Daily Media ​Usually, when I hear the term “performance art” the first image that springs to mind is a be-dreadlocked gentleman clogging up a busy downtown sidewalk, stapling […]

Smart Phones In America: More Important Than Sex, Life

If you’re reading this, which odds are if you read that means that you are, you’re likely reading it on a smart phone. These handy dandy little devices have become so important to us they are quickly supplanting life itself, (the creating and maintaining of which) in American’s priority check list. Originally posted on Your Daily Media […]

VFoC’s Dating Advice — Fellahs: Shut-Up

Modern dating is a minefield of dos, do-lesses, don’t dos, never shouldas and the fuck were you thinkings? Odds are, nothing that you do is going to be right and if you ever see the person across that basket of bread sticks again its due mainly to your wanting to interlock your parts over riding your general […]

Subway Advertising Technology Leaps Forward In Sweden

If you’ve ever been on a subway in America, odds are you’re dead. If you’ve somehow managed to survive you are no doubt filled with memories of not cool advertising. Those are the only two possibilities. In Sweden, cool things are happening in the subway, partly not death, but also other cool things like this. […]

This 1950’s Housewife On Acid Is Fantastic

Drugs are bad. We know this because we’ve been told so and because having them while in the presence of authority figures, leads you to not having them, or most of the rest of your previous things and life. So, clearly they must be terrible. Unless they’re not. In which case, there’s a lot of […]

Time Litter! Did Time Travelers Leave Time Garbage Back In Ancient Times?

Time travel: is it possible? What are its practical purposes? When will it be achievable? Will time travelers wear easily lose-able finger watches which they’ll haphazardly scatter across the time-scape? All of these questions and more run through my head every day. Be glad you’re not in my head. Originally posted on Your Daily Media […]