Get A Life, You’re Depressing Your Phone

February 9, 2012July 1, 2014 Jesse Jones Health, Rants, Technology 80s, 90s, Angry Birds, Apps, automated, David Mohr, depression, ESPN Classic, North Western, oughts, phone call, Play 60, Psychologist, sense, smart phone, text message, World Series of Poker Leave a comment

We live in a wonderous world with technology beyond our parents wildest imaginations. Innovation that is supposed to make our existence easier and our lives happier. Instead we have a world where four out of every seven shows on television revolves around the making of cake or picking through a strangers’ rusty garbage, commercials have […]

Happy Birthday iPhone, You Skinny Bitch

June 29, 2011January 9, 2012 Jason Whitesel Apple, Comedy, Holiday, Love, Products, Technology Anniversary, Apple, Apps, Birthday, Hollywood, iPhone, iPhone 4, Shazam Leave a comment

Wow, I can’t believe that it’s been four whole years since we started dating. It only seems like yesterday when your camera only had 2 megapixels and you still had your cute baby fat which I was really attracted to. You were such a simpler girlfriend back then, so much nicer, you used to be […]