Apple unveils "iLand": You're All Going to Die Here

June 9, 2011January 9, 2012 Jesse Jones Apple, Conspiracy, End of the World, Science, Technology Airport, Apple, Applegeddon, Bill Hewlett, california, City Council, Cupertino, David Packard, Devil, Emperor, Gilbert Wong, Highlander, iLand, iPolitician, iTroops, iYear, spaceship, Steve Jobs, Tron 3 Comments

Steve Jobs is building a 150 acre compound in Cupertino California to house his 12,000 iTroops for the coming Applegeddon, and there’s precisely not a single damned thing that you or any god being to which you have pledged your eternal soul can do about it. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing people that getting a discount by signing a […]

California Budget Deficit: Solved

March 9, 2011January 9, 2012 Jesse Jones Budget Crisis action plus, basic service, broke, budget, california, coked up toddlers, cupcake, deficit, fiscal responsibility, yum 2 Comments

We live in a society that refuses to take responsibility for its ridiculous, nonsensical actions and is unwilling to sacrifice anything in order to simply live within’ its means. We’re like a country of coked up toddlers, too busy snapping all of our toys in half and screaming at the top of our lungs to understand why all […]