Wednesdays Are: Messiahs Eat Free

April 18, 2011January 9, 2012 Jesse Jones Conspiracy, Religion, Science Cambridge, chocolate, Christmas, Da Vinci, Davey Jones, Declaration of Independence, Easter, Excelsior, gospels, Ground Zero, Jesus, John, Last Supper, Mel Gibson, muslim, Paul, Ringo, Spring, Star Trek, Starship, Winter 1 Comment

Science: most of the time it’s telling you how cute the thing threatening to eat the galaxy is, how it could travel through time if it could just discover the thing that would be able to travel through time, or telling our penises things they already get. But now, science has decided it’s its job […]

Your Fizzy Drinks Want to Murder Your Children

February 15, 2011July 3, 2014 Jesse Jones Health, Rants alcohol, caffine, chocolate, crystal meth, drink, drug, energy, Four Loko, Guarana, heroin, Howling Monkey, hugs, Monster, Nerf, pediatrics, Red Bull, Taurine, tobacco, Van Damme 4 Comments

Have you ever looked through your grandparents old toys? Rifling through some of Grammie and Grampie’s old hoardables you come upon piles and piles of things that, if you were to give them to your children today, would probably result at least in your children being taken from you and at most, your justified execution for grossly negligent […]