It’s Raining Baseball Fans

July 12, 2011June 29, 2014 Jesse Jones Alcohol, Death, Sports, Stupidity Babe Ruth, baseball, Craigslist, Dodgers Stadium, fan, Giants, heroin, Home Run Derby, Josh Hamilton, Mark McGwire, memorobilia, NASA, Phoenix, souvenir, steroids, Stupidity, Texas Rangers Leave a comment

Soon helmet giveaways at the ballpark won’t just be novelty promotions, but mandatory equipment given out before every game to protect lunatics from accidentally murdering themselves diving from rafters for collectible garbage. I don’t know if you’ve heard the news, but there’s a hot new trend at the nation’s basedballing sport complexes: face diving onto cement from heights […]

Montel Williams Wants To Get You Stoned

June 15, 2011June 30, 2014 Jason Whitesel Advertising, Celebrity, Comedy, Health, Products bible, Burger King, Cash Advance, Check Into Cash, Craigslist, Healthmaster, Medical Marijuana, MLM, Montel Williams, Ponzi Scheme, pot, Sacramento Comedy Spot, Smoothie, Stoners 6 Comments

So Montel William’s television show, monotonously named, “The Montel William’s Show” ended a few years ago. Not that anybody had any clue, hence, me letting you know. You probably know him better for his infomercials pushing his Healthmaster Blender to people who are too lazy to actually go to a grocery store, buy the ingredients to make […]