At Least 72% of Fox News Poll Responders to Burn in Hell

I’m not a religious man. I’ve been known to call God a “fucking dick“, a “thin skinned¬†deity¬†who throws a bitch fit every time something doesn’t go his way” and a “bearded sky douche” among many other unkind things. We don’t exchange Christmas cards, or as he insists on correcting me every fucking time, Birthday cards. […]