This Didn't Happen Today in History — December 16th

December 16, 2011January 9, 2012 Jesse Jones History football, game, gunshot, hectares, infraction, innings, irish, super, water rations Leave a comment

December 16th 1362 — King Gretch the Least Boil Covered, ruler of Low Slopshire, was propped up in the window of Pox Castle to gurgle incoherently at his dead and dying subjects for what turned out to be his final address. His feverish ramblings meandered from the subject of the appropriate waiting period after the death of a […]

This Didn't Happen Today in History — February 6th

February 6, 2011January 9, 2012 Jesse Jones Uncategorized football, game, gunshot, hectares, infraction, innings, irish, super, water rations Leave a comment

February 6th 1921 — The Rochester Football Men defeated the North Dakota Grinnin’ Injuns 68-11 in Super Game VI. Most Valuable Player, Football Men Quarterman Shifty Irish O’Doul passed for 0.42 hectares and 8 touch goals, all while having been partially blinded in the team’s pre-game wood grain alcohol balloon fight. Grinnin’ Injuns Runningman, Able […]