Defenders of Sexy Teachers

May 17, 2011July 1, 2014 Jesse Jones Busy Body, Education, Love, Stupid laws, Unpopular Stand Arlington, Brittini, Colleps, English teacher, Facebook, felony, girls basketball coach, Hot Teacher, Kennedale, Nicole, school, sexting, Texas 1 Comment

It’s no secret that Van Full of Candy is a supporter of hot teachers. It’s a brave, bold stance that we have long taken when ever a poor, misunderstood educator is arrested for doing things that we wish had been done to us in school. Of course we couldn’t possibly defend EVERY apple polishing head mistress every time we […]

Oooh, Oooh, Pick Me Teacher, Pick Me!

March 8, 2011July 8, 2014 Jason Whitesel Education, Headlines, Music, Opinions, Rants Detention, Drinking, French Horn, High School, Hot Teacher, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Jean Nate, Music Teacher, Recess, Subway Sandwich, Tutor 1 Comment

It seems that every few months or so another headline pops up about some “inappropriate” female teacher getting it on with their prepubescent male students. What the hell is going on these days? Is there some sort of weird ‘hot for student’ bug going around? AND WHERE IN THE HELL WERE THESE TEACHERS WHEN I […]