Who’s Ready For Another Trial of the Centurillenium!?

February 8, 2011July 3, 2014 Jesse Jones Celebrity, Music, Rants 24 hour news, Celebrity, Charlie Sheen, Jeff Goldblum, Joe Jackson, King of Pop, Michael Jackson, Orenthal James Simpson, Sean Penn, Shia LaBeouf, Trial 1 Comment

Did you hear that? That was the sound of the 24 hour news machine’s erection slamming into the under side of their anchor desk. You know, say what you will about the man, but Michael Jackson was a consummate performer, right up to the end and beyond. The man never stopped giving and now he has given us one […]

You God Damn Creepy Surgical Mask Wearers

February 1, 2011January 9, 2012 Jason Whitesel End of the World, Products, Rants 60 Minutes, Asbestos, King of Pop, Kirstie Alley, Surgical Masks Leave a comment

Hey there wanna-be-surgeon, you’re scaring the shit out of me with your apocalyptic fashion gear. Would you mind taking it off, you’re scaring the children. Did I somehow not get the memo about some sort of asbestos spill? If there’s some sort of nerve agent loose and I forgot my King of Pop mask, I’m […]