Happy Memorial Day Sale – Extra 15% Off + Free Shipping !!

May 27, 2011January 9, 2012 Jason Whitesel Advertising, Alcohol, Comedy, History, Holiday, Retail American flag, BBQ, Blue Light Special, Budweiser, Credit Card, DUI, Hot Dog on a Stick, Indy 500, K-Mart, Macy's, Memorial Day, Pottery Barn, sale, Shopping Leave a comment

In honor of all those who have shopped all over this great land of freedom called America (The Mall Of), and for those who have died on the battlefields of miserably long retail lines, we salute you with an extra 10% off your entire purchase if you sign up for one of our credit cards […]

Does This Smell Rancid To You?

March 10, 2011July 13, 2014 Jason Whitesel Products, Rants Alumni, Ass Sniffing, Bald Spots, BumperNuts, Chevy, Dodge, Dog Park, Dogs, Ford, License Plate Frames, Macy's, Mercedes Benz, Trucks, Yale Leave a comment

The other day as I was driving the van around town, I happened upon a dog park; a place where lonely pet owners can congregate and let their dogs frolic around with other K-9’s. A place where they can stand at least twenty feet from each other engaging in the game of “please don’t make […]