Sarah Palin: Professional Grifter

June 2, 2011June 29, 2014 Jesse Jones Advertising, Election 2012, Headlines, Opinions Alaska, Americana, Auntie Sarah, charlatan, elixir, Facebook, governor, grifter, huckster, Jesus McAwesome, Palin, President, Ratt, reality tv, sky monster, terrorist, tonic, Twitter 2 Comments

It used to be that a huckster would rumble into town in a brightly colored wagon emblazoned with grandiose hyperbole about their stature and abilities. And the townsfolk, how they would flock to this charismatic charlatan, selling them something they thought they wanted, taking their “donations” for the promise of a better life and happier tomorrow. […]

Obama’s Birth Certificate Found In a Van Full of Candy

April 27, 2011June 29, 2014 Jason Whitesel Comedy, Government, Headlines, Updates Big Mac, Birth Certificate, Cub Scout Promise, DMV, Frames, Obama, President, Roadtrip, USA

Hey everyone, wow, we’re really sorry that this whole Obama/birth certificate thing got so way out of freakin’ control. We forgot that it was in the back of our van the whole time. Whoopsie right?? Silly us, we totally forgot that on one of our last roadtrips, Obama had it in his wallet and let […]