Science Hates Your Balls: The War on Sperm

June 14, 2011July 17, 2014 Jesse Jones Family, Health, Science, Technology condom, contraception, fornication, homosexual, India, jizm, penis, science, scrotum, semen, sperm, spooge, testicles, vacectomy, vitamin A, withdrawl 1 Comment

Scientists, in laboratories all over the globe, are busy thinking of new and hilarious ways to make mice fucking even more pointless. But don’t laugh too hard at blank shooting rodents, because science’ll be coming for your testicles next! Since the invention of the penis approximately 47 billion years ago man has been desperately trying to devise ways to control them. They are […]

UPDATE: VFoC co-founders Arrested in Copyright Dispute

April 1, 2011 Van Full of Candy Celebrity, Rebecca Black, Videos arrest, Friday, Rebecca Black, scrotum, YouTube Leave a comment

Hey, so this is the Van Full of Candy intern Jerry. By now you’ve probably heard that Jesse and Jason were arrested just a couple minutes ago for refusing to remove their viral hit “Greatest Stories Ever Written: Friday by Rebecca Black” [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgu-Pe91Lx4] (They told me to put the video up again in this update) […]