Smoking DOESN'T Cause Cancer Anymore … So Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

November 7, 2011January 9, 2012 Jason Whitesel Addiction, Comedy, Death, Smoking Big Tobacco, Drinking, FDA, Graphic Images, Labels, smoking 1 Comment

Well thank god THAT’S over … for now anyway. Some federal judge has ruled that the “graphic” images of what smoking will do to you are unconstitutional and go against Big Tobacco’s right to free speech, saying that the pictures are “staged”. So what I’m getting out of this is that since the pictures are […]

Can I get a Pack of Crusty Lung Light Menthol 100 Extra Slims Please?

June 21, 2011July 4, 2014 Jesse Jones Advertising, Busy Body, Health, Stupid laws American Way, Atari 2600, cancer, chainsaw, cigarettes, E.T., FDA, Food and Drug Administration, Jesus, Oxycontin Express, smoking, tobacco 2 Comments

Good news everybody! It’s still legal to suck disease straight down your throat, and it just got a whole lot sexier! Word came down today that the smooth, rich flavor that just makes life worth living is now going to come in new, “edgier” goth doom packaging. Adorned in “labels that depict in graphic detail the negative […]