Dr. Keith Ablow is Really Angry By How Turned On He Is By Little Girls

August 5, 2011June 30, 2014 Jesse Jones Advertising, Busy Body, Media, Opinions, Rants, Self Richeousness, Stupidity Abercrombie and Fitch, Berjuan, Brigette Bardot, cell phone, Dr. Keith, foxnews.com, France, Juicy Couture, Keith Ablow, nipple, pedophile, pimp, Spain, Thylane, Thylane Lena-Rose Loubry-Blondeau, Vogue 4 Comments

While browsing the e-www’s this afternoon in search of the ridiculous and wrong to scream at, I stopped, as I often do by FOXnews.com. I stumbled upon an article written by a “Dr.” Keith Ablow with the headline “Dr. Keith: Is Vogue Magazine Creating Pedophiles?” I could do a thousand words on the headline alone; the sensationalizing of […]

Bulls and Beers: Nothing to Fear

July 7, 2011July 1, 2014 Jesse Jones Alcohol, Busy Body, Health alcohol, Beer, binge drinking, bulls, college, cunt, goring, Pamplona, penis, psychology, shot, Spain, University of Washington, Zeus Leave a comment

People do stupid things. To be more accurate, college aged kids do stupid things. To be even more accurate, drunken, college aged kids do stupid things. I wouldn’t know, I was torn from the thigh of Zeus, fully formed, wizened beyond reason and sent here to entertain the masses with my razor sharp wit and imaginative […]