Your Fake Boobs Are Two Incredibly Beautiful Terrorists

July 6, 2011January 9, 2012 Jason Whitesel Comedy, Conspiracy, Fashion, Government, Headlines, War on terror Big Ass, Calista Flockhart, Dolly Parton, Fake Boobs, Implants, Kim Kardashian, Planes, Screening, Security, Terrorists, TSA 1 Comment

What the hell is going on with TSA these days? A couple of months ago they were searching for bombs in baby’s diapers, then they moved on recently to searching for bombs in a 90 year old’s Depends Undergarment. But now … NOW … they’re going to need to start fondling all the ladies with implants. […]

Your #2 Is NOTHING For Our New Russian Toilets !!

June 8, 2011June 29, 2014 Jason Whitesel Comedy, Headlines, Products, Technology, War on terror, World News Bombs, Russia, Safety Toilet, Terrorists, Toilets Leave a comment

Indestructible toilets … finally!!! Not only can these toilets from the future take the blast of a terrorist bomb, but I can finally piss on the lid and have absolutely no guilt. Seriously! These toilets are made of “ultra-strong fibrous concrete” so they can take the biggest load you could ever conceivably dump into them, and the […]