Can I get a Pack of Crusty Lung Light Menthol 100 Extra Slims Please?

June 21, 2011July 4, 2014 Jesse Jones Advertising, Busy Body, Health, Stupid laws American Way, Atari 2600, cancer, chainsaw, cigarettes, E.T., FDA, Food and Drug Administration, Jesus, Oxycontin Express, smoking, tobacco 2 Comments

Good news everybody! It’s still legal to suck disease straight down your throat, and it just got a whole lot sexier! Word came down today that the smooth, rich flavor that just makes life worth living is now going to come in new, “edgier” goth doom packaging. Adorned in “labels that depict in graphic detail the negative […]

Your Fizzy Drinks Want to Murder Your Children

February 15, 2011July 3, 2014 Jesse Jones Health, Rants alcohol, caffine, chocolate, crystal meth, drink, drug, energy, Four Loko, Guarana, heroin, Howling Monkey, hugs, Monster, Nerf, pediatrics, Red Bull, Taurine, tobacco, Van Damme 4 Comments

Have you ever looked through your grandparents old toys? Rifling through some of Grammie and Grampie’s old hoardables you come upon piles and piles of things that, if you were to give them to your children today, would probably result at least in your children being taken from you and at most, your justified execution for grossly negligent […]