Hey Poor People: Go Fuck Yourself

June 23, 2011July 3, 2014 Jesse Jones Class, Finance, Products Bic, brown dwarf, CVS, grooming, iridium, Jesus, luxury, poverty, razor, sapphire, unicorn, United States, Zafirro 1 Comment

It’s no secret that the rich despise the poor. This hatred stems from a couple very different, very dark places in the place that at one time may or may not have housed a soul. Either 1) the rich person was once poor, and the very sight of the un-monied sends shivers down their spine, reminding them of the life […]

A Rebuttal: Double Good Money Time

April 7, 2011July 3, 2014 Jesse Jones Finance, Government, Opinions farie, George Washington, Monopoly, pixie, Two Dollar Bill, unicorn, US Government 1 Comment

Hi, I’m the Internet’s Jesse Jones. You may know me from such things as the what you’re reading now and that time I punched science. Earlier this week, my Van companion, or “Vanpanion” Jason expressed his violent, some would say, misguided hatred for the two dollar bill. Normally when Jason says something wildly hysterical and irresponsible, I […]