I’m very committed to Van Full of Candy. I’ve been on vacation. I went to Burning Man last week and left a couple articles in my stead to keep my presence up. I am exceptionally drunk on my 4th Long Island Ice Tea of the evening. But here I am, drunk blogging at nearly midnight because of my commitment to the Candy filled Van. So really, what I’m saying is that I’m a hero.
I don’t use the term hero loosely. I reserve the word for exceptional circumstances like running into a burning building to save a pile of orphan puppies, or blogging on a full stomach of alcohol. These feats are equal in my blurry, blurry eyes.
I’m a saint. Statues should be built in my honor. Seriously. I’m kinda awesome.
My vacation will be over next week. I will resume my regular broadcast day Monday, but in the mean time, I am drinking for you, and me, and me some more, because that is what you expect from we at Van Full of Candy…
You’re welcome…
See you Monday. If I don’t die of alcohol poisoning. Which of course I won’t… For you, the loyal reader.
You’re welcome.
I love you guys. I can totally drive home guys, I live like 5 blocks from here. I’m totally fine, seriously…
*pass out* *fall down* *vomit* *roll me over so I don’t die*
