Obama’s Birth Certificate Found In a Van Full of Candy

Hey everyone, wow, we’re really sorry that this whole Obama/birth certificate thing got so way out of freakin’ control. We forgot that it was in the back of our van the whole time. Whoopsie right?? Silly us, we totally forgot that on one of our last roadtrips, Obama had it in his wallet and let […]

The Van Cometh!!

And nobody’s gonna stop it. We’ll be speeding through your neighborhoods with blogs and videos and all kinds of nonsense that only a Van Full of Candy can provide. So please be patient while we fill up the tank and get ready for this road trip.