Orgasms At The Touch Of A Button. The Future Is Now, Ladies

August 13, 2014August 11, 2014 Jesse Jones Sex, Technology, Women's Health, Your Daily Media Etch-a-Sketch, female, Happy Meal, machine, Orgasm, Ryan Gosling, sex, Top Ramen Leave a comment

The female orgasm (as I have been told DOES exist) is an elusive, sexy creature. Technology is set to step in with a highly invasive procedure to put this happy feeling at the touch of a button. Which, as I understand it, it already TECHNICALLY is, though not QUITE so simple as that… Originally posted […]

Would You Like Fries With Your Self Richeousness?

April 20, 2011July 4, 2014 Jesse Jones Economy, Self Richeousness chode, clown, Happy Meal, Mayor McCheese, McDonaldland, McDonalds, McFamily, McNuggets, McSecret, minimum wage, Ronald, unemployed 1 Comment

If what I’ve over heard while not really listening can be trusted as complete and total fact, 97.3% of Americans are out of work. I, personally, work out of the Van making literally tens of people every day sort of almost chuckle, so as far as I’m concerned the unemployed can suck it. And apparently “insiders” agree […]