Finally Science Gets it Right, Introducing: Handjob Bot

There are many ways to tell when you’ve finally become an unquestioned, dominant global super power. Maybe you’ve dropped a couple nuclear warheads on an enemy, kicked some dirt in their face and asked their quivering corpses, “Now what?!” Perhaps you export all of your worst social trappings to the four corners of the world […]

Would You Like Fries With Your Self Richeousness?

If what I’ve over heard while not really listening can be trusted as complete and total fact, 97.3% of Americans are out of work. I, personally,¬†work out of the Van making literally tens of people every day sort of almost chuckle, so as far as I’m concerned¬†the unemployed can suck it. And apparently “insiders” agree […]