Google’s DeepMind Will Be Here Shortly—To Clean Your Cage, Human Scum

June 17, 2014July 3, 2014 Jesse Jones Conspiracy, Google, Robot Apocalypse, Technology, Your Daily Media apocalypse, DeepMind, ethics, Goodle, Google, Robot, Scarlett Johansson Leave a comment

In case you haven’t noticed (and judging by your lack of constant screaming in horror at what is to come, I’ll just assume you haven’t), Google has been amassing quite the catalog of robot parts. I’m sure it’s all innocent enough, at least, that’s what my Google Chip told me to say. Originally posted on […]

Finally Science Gets it Right, Introducing: Handjob Bot

May 24, 2011January 9, 2012 Jesse Jones Economy, Science, Technology, World News america, China, communist, debt, ejaculation, glory hole, handjob, Japanese, mexical supply expo, pixellated, Robot, school girl, stimulation, suck bot, super power, tentacle, tube, USA 3 Comments

There are many ways to tell when you’ve finally become an unquestioned, dominant global super power. Maybe you’ve dropped a couple nuclear warheads on an enemy, kicked some dirt in their face and asked their quivering corpses, “Now what?!” Perhaps you export all of your worst social trappings to the four corners of the world […]