Am I Pretty or Ugly?

It’s a sad day when teenage girls feel the need to post videos asking others if they think the girl is pretty or ugly. Girls, you are not judged by what you look like! You are not a “Pretty” or “Ugly” status, just ask Angelina Jolie, she’ll tell you. So in an effort to understand […]

1 Vagina, 2 Vagina, 3 Vagina, 4

As a guy, when I first heard about this story, my first impression is “fuck yeah, let’s do this!”, but when I didn’t get a return call, I had a lot of time to reflect on the situation. Let’s rewind shall we? As I stumbled around my living area this morning, I, what my grandparents […]

Articles Schmarticles … Show Us The Boobs !!!

When I think of great reading material the only true publication that jumps out at me without even giving it a second thought is Playboy. Month after month, year after year they churn out some of the ┬ámost interesting and in depth articles covering the gamut from polictics to Super Bowl MVPs, from how to […]

I Wanna Be a Porn Star Baaaaaybeeeee … Well, Except For The HIV

Alright you stars of porn, lets go ahead and take 5 and gather around. Stop your threesums, put your cable repairman outfit back on Ron, and for god’s sake you people over there leave that horse alone and get over here, this is serious business. Now listen! It has come to our attention that one […]

Hot Chicks & Hearses … Let's Be Friends !! (Pics Galore)

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But the right picture is worth about 5 mins alone in the bathroom without saying ANY comprehensible words. If you don’t know what I mean by this, then before you continue you will need to read yesterday’s article first. If you DO know what I mean, […]