4-Month-Old’s Tumor Contains Teeth, Horror

Hey, have you ever wanted to have a tooth in somewhere in you that wasn’t your mouth? Of COURSE you haven’t! Because you know that would make absolutely no sense! But sometimes the human body likes to play disgusting tricks and put chompers where chompers don’t go and we all have to hold tight our […]

The “Squatty Potty” Will Drop You On Your Ass… Properly

I know I don’t have to remind YOU that March was National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month. And if you’re anything like me, you celebrated it by buying your ass hole a present. Mine, was a new ergonomic stool to help me make my stool. Originally posted on Your Daily Media ​Doodies. Poo-poo ca-ca. The Number Twos. […]

It’s Not Just Your Imagination, “Old People Smell” Exists

You’re gonna die some day. Don’t be sad, so will I, so I’ll get my comeuppance too. But before we get there, horrible, humiliating and down right cruel things happen to us. The LEAST of which is that we start smelling funny, and no, it’s apparently not all in our head. Originally posted on Your […]

UNICEF Will Make You Feel Like A Hero If You Can Just Leave Your Phone Alone For Ten God Damned Minutes!

Activism as easy as not doing anything. Now that’s how you’re gonna get the people of this country behind your cause. Though, even while not doing something to help those in need, I’m sure there’s those who would still find a way to complain. Originally posted on Your Daily Media We, as Americans, love to […]

Hold On To Your Gag Reflex: 44-year-old Fetus Found in 84-year-old Woman

The human body is a wondrous, amazing and altogether confusing mechanism. We walk, we talk, we breathe and spit and shit and shout. And then sometimes, every now and then, the human body will surprise us, and what you thought was a prolonged tummy ache was a calcified “stone baby” living in your guts for […]

Say Hello to Vancouver’s Crack Pipe Vending Machines

Alright Canada, we get it, you’ve got your fancy ass free health care for every animal that crawls, hops and slithers, meanwhile we have to fight for five years to make ours only slightly less terrible. But now your crack addicts get better access to their “medicine” than your average American wage slave thanks to […]

Celebrating National Prevention Week the VFoC Way

It’s safe to say that the medical community and I often don’t see eye to eye. What they call a cancerous tumor ravaging an otherwise perfectly healthy body, I like to think of as a super excited lump of meat, just trying to make friends with the rest of your organs as quickly as possible. […]