Taco Bell Mistakenly Doesn’t Send Me Breakfast-Promo-Phone, I Cry

I think if I’ve made one thing clear over the sporadic years of screaming things over the internet eye waves, it’s that I want to be sent things by companies so that I can feel pretty! But it seems for all of my well worded pleadery, I’m still not worthy of being allowed to tell […]

Hey, 1987 Called, And It Was EXPENSIVE!

Radio Shack, phones and money all still exist today as they did in 1987, and while every year that Radio Shack continues to exist it boggles the mind of all those who thought they understood how the world worked, it keeps chugging along, as does the lightning quick advancements of technology which make this commercial […]

Subway Advertising Technology Leaps Forward In Sweden

If you’ve ever been on a subway in America, odds are you’re dead. If you’ve somehow managed to survive you are no doubt filled with memories of not cool advertising. Those are the only two possibilities. In Sweden, cool things are happening in the subway, partly not death, but also other cool things like this. […]

Thank You Idaho: VFoC’s Official Vodka Brand Found

Oh boy, are you in for an extra special, super sensational treat of an occasion of an extravaganza! You’ve joined me just in time to witness the introduction to you, our fine, loyal, theoretical fan, of my very own all new brand of sugary snacking cakes! They’re going to be a delicious chocolate brownie, smothered […]

Weight Loss Pills And Skinny Big Girl Jeans — You’re Not Good Enough: Parte the Second

Fat, it’s unattractive on woman ladies. On men folk of course it’s distinguished and rugged, esteemed and electable. Lady people are not allowed to have any of it. Not if I had my way at least! Women are supposed to be sleek, lithe and petite, like tiny baby jungle cats that you want to penetrate […]

VFoC Podcast — “The Van Full of Candy Show: Episode 3: Master of Blow Pops”

Best. Episode. Yet! And no, I’m not just saying that because a sexy Van Fan professed her attraction for Candy Man, Jesse Jones in the second half of the episode, but that sure as hell doesn’t hurt its quality! In tonight’s episode of “The Van Full of Candy Show” we discussed our respective Valentines Dayses. […]

VFoC Podcast — The Commercials

Since the debut of “The Van Full of Candy Show” (LIVE Wednesday nights at 8 pm on BlogTalkRadio.com), we’ve continually gotten one comparison over and over again. People are making the natural and very realistic comparison between our new live podcast or “livecast” show and the single most watched program in the history of program […]

Super Like a Virgin Vogue Bowl – Sponsored by Bridgestone

Remember Madonna? Yeah, she was that blonde super popstar singer who wore all kinds of crazy outfits and sang about sex and religion and emerged from an egg at the Grammy Awards? No wait, she was the one who made super erotic music videos pushing the boundaries of feminism while wearing crazy makeup and pranced […]

VFoC Podcast — “The Van Full of Candy Show: Episode 1: The Beginining”

The debut of “The Van Full of Candy Show”, our LIVE weekly podcast just wrapped up and it went off without not having hitches! We may or may not have been live, we couldn’t tweet out, it was kind of a mess. We had our shit together Blog Talk Radio, you fall in line or […]

American Atheists Unveil New Super Hero Team: M.Y.T.H.S.

Just in time for Christmas: the holy┬ácelebration of the birth of the one true lord who shall judge us all at the right hand of the father as we pass from this mortal realm to the infinite of our judgement, the folks at American Atheist have introduced America’s new favorite super team: M.Y.T.H.S.! (Mentoring Youths […]