Japanese Karaoke Machines Give Real Rock ‘n Roll Rewards: Naked Ladies

Ask any rock star — hell, ask any rocket scientist; whether it’s shredding some hot licks or calculating some sick ass sums, they’re all doing it for the groupies. Yes, science groupies. Don’t think it’s a thing? I do. I haven’t specifically searched to prove it’s a thing, but if you find that there’s no […]

Idaho Arena’s Little Beer Cup Size Illusion Could/Should Cost Them Big

As lovers, defenders and friends of alcohol, we at Van Full of Candy take crimes against booze very seriously. And when a people prey upon another hop loving people’s inability to easily calculate sport enhancing receptacle volume and can’t take a vendor’s word as his bond, well, that’s when shit gets real. Originally posted on […]

The Social (Drinker) Network: LIVR

It’s a universally accepted truth that things are more fun with a little splash of fire water. We here at Van Full of Candy have been sharing our love of the laugh liquid for some time now and soon, you’ll be able to party exclusively with those sociable drunks in your immediate area via the […]

Sanctioned, Legal, Open Air Sidewalk Urination Coming To San Francisco

Being the social drinkers that we are at Van Full of Candy, there are times when the world is our toilet. That’s why we applaud this latest advancement in public urination technology. Adding legality to what we do out of necessity. It’s a beautiful thing. Originally posted on Your Daily Media As a gentleman and […]

Beer Drones Grounded By FAA, Dreams Of Airborne Brews On Hold

It’s a pure science fact that we here at Van Full of Candy do love our alcohol yum-yums. The idea of having them air lifted to our waiting drinking arms seemed like an idea that we should have had. But apparently, the FAA doesn’t approve of our completely under control lifestyle! Originally posted on Your […]

Celebrating National Prevention Week the VFoC Way

It’s safe to say that the medical community and I often don’t see eye to eye. What they call a cancerous tumor ravaging an otherwise perfectly healthy body, I like to think of as a super excited lump of meat, just trying to make friends with the rest of your organs as quickly as possible. […]

Drinking: Too Much vs. Shut Up

Anybody who knows us, knows that we at Van Full of Candy like to party. They’re usually tipped off to this fact by us screaming “WE LIKE TO PARTY!” in their face moments before we collapse and begin to evacuate our bladders into our slacks. Over the years fans of distilled spirits have seen their […]

VFoC Podcast — “The Van Full of Candy Show: Episode 4: Conversation Hearts”

It’s just damned lucky that I’m not writing this recap of last night’s live episode of “The Van Full of Candy Show” via my one phone call from a holding cell in down town Los Angeles today… You see, while we originally chose the name “Van Full of Candy” because of it’s catchy tongue in […]

VFoC Podcast — “The Van Full of Candy Show: Episode 3: Master of Blow Pops”

Best. Episode. Yet! And no, I’m not just saying that because a sexy Van Fan professed her attraction for Candy Man, Jesse Jones in the second half of the episode, but that sure as hell doesn’t hurt its quality! In tonight’s episode of “The Van Full of Candy Show” we discussed our respective Valentines Dayses. […]

It’s Charles “Mutha Fuckin'” Dickens’s Birthday Yo!

Happy goddamn 200th birthday Charles D., you ornery quill pen scribblin’ literary pimp. You’re lookin’ pretty good for being a couple Benjamins old, what’s your secret? Bikram yoga? Damn, that’s pretty badass Chuck. You don’t mind if I call you Chuck do ya? I tried that hot yoga shit once and damn near pulled my […]