Osama bin Jackin’: The Diary of the "Little Terrorist"’s Mind

May 13, 2011July 1, 2014 Jesse Jones Love, Media, War on terror Abbottabad, Afghanistan, Beard, Bin Laden, burqa, cave, explode, gay, glory hole, Gone Wild, Infidel, jihad, Middle East, Osama, Pakistan, penis, porn, Reuters, Seal Team 6, squirter, suck puppet, Twin Towers, virgins Leave a comment

Osama bin Laden was just like you and me. Wait. No. What I meant to say is that, you’re no different than Osama bin Laden. NO! No, that’s not it. Okay, let me start over. Osama bin Laden’s penis. It existed. So does yours. If you were born with one. Or if yours wasn’t lost […]

VFoC Video — "Disgusting Beard"

February 4, 2011January 6, 2012 Van Full of Candy Featured, Videos Beard, Disgusting, hockey season, homeless guy's backpack, sharp metal dick, sleep tight 4 Comments

We threatened it, and now here it is, Van Full of Candy’s YouTube debut, “Disgusting Beard”. Look for more videos soon from Van Full of Candy, along with daily articles, blogs and random nonsense. We have all the humor you could ever need, all in one place. You’re welcome internet. You’re welcome. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkh4X7S3mfA] Tell us what […]