Van Full of Candy's Last Minute Zombified Costume Ideas

October 31, 2011 Van Full of Candy Family, Holiday ghost, iPhone, sexy costume, spam, Trick or Treat, whores, Zombie, Zombies Leave a comment

Halloween has become big business in recent years as adults have stolen away a holiday intended for children to play dress up by scaring parents with tales of abduction and tainted treats to the point where most juvenile trick treating takes place in well lit suburban malls at two in the afternoon on February 9th. […]

Crisis in the Holy Land: Biebs vs. Heebs

April 13, 2011July 3, 2014 Jesse Jones Celebrity, Justin Bieber, Rants, Religion adorable, Bethlehem, Bieber, Bieber Shots, Colorado, ghost, god, His World, holocaust, hubris, Israel, Jesus, kvetch, Netanyahu, paparazzi, precocious, Twitter 1 Comment

As regular readers know, we at Van Full of Candy have a love, hate, stab, caress relationship with a certain young pop super star whose name shall be mentioned many dozen times throughout this article. Whether it’s his disappointment in and hatred of rape victims, or his world shaking follicle styling decisions, we have been there every […]