Catching Up With Unfinished Van Tangents: Parte the First

May 16, 2012June 30, 2014 Jesse Jones Examination, Opinions, Overprivileged, True Story American Mustache Institute, FBI, Jersey Shore, Kardahians, Movember, Robert Goulet, Roswell, UFOs Leave a comment

It’s been a crazy couple months for Van Full of Candy as you may or may not have noticed. Both members are now freshly moved from their previous addresses, having relocated a total of nearly 400 miles. We’re both on the tale end of transitioning from a bullshit existence, to a slightly different bullshit existence. […]

Kirk Cameron vs. Soviet Russia vs. Stephen Hawking vs. Space Aliens vs. Sense of Any Kind

May 19, 2011July 3, 2014 Jesse Jones Celebrity, Conspiracy, Germans, Government, Paranormal, Religion, Space Annie Jacobsen, area 51 book, blind, god, Growing Pains, iPod, Jesus, Josef Mengele, Kirk Cameron, Left Behind, Nazi, New Mexico, Q-36, Quentin Tarantino, Roswell, Russia, Stephen Hawking, USSR 2 Comments

In American culture, there are two widely accepted sky myth stories. The first of which being that a a giant bearded dude who lives in the clouds said one day “This shit is dark yo, BOOMSHACKALACKA!” and then everything that is happened. Then he made people in his image and decided he didn’t like them and washed […]