“Lily”, Sesame Street’s newest muppet, for a one night only performance, tackles the social issue of poverty and hunger. It’s going to be aired this Sunday on TV and hosted by Brad Paisley. Brad is a very popular singer of the country varietal who is by no means worried where his next meal is coming […]
Imagine my surprise when I stumbled into a bar called Blo the other day and found out that for a mere $35 you could have anyone that worked there blow you. Yeah you heard me !! BLOW YOU on the cheap !! You get to pick … the hot brunette with the girl next door look, […]
Sometimes when one is very sick, or just doesn’t feel like doing shit, well then, that’s when we recycle … Enjoy this recycled story from many months ago. Recycling … it’s good for the environment, and our readers. … The release of our first online eBook has actually happened and we’re pleased to share it […]
Today, two men were lethally injected all the way to death, in two different states (Georgia & Texas) for killing another human being. Troy Davis, the African American guy below killed a police officer 22 years ago by shooting him when the officer tried to help a man being attacked, and Lawrence Russel Brewer, the […]
There’s been a few times over the last few months that I wanted to write something about Chaz Bono, and each time the slant was different. Not liking Chaz: pointing out Chaz’s silver platter and how using the Sonny & Cher platform to succeed was lame. Liking Chaz: for doing what Chaz was doing in […]
All of our names suck, yours, mine, his, hers, your grandmothers for sure. These ridiculous names passed down from generations, these middle names from an uncle who drinks too much, or grandpa who strangely smelled like Werther’s originals but had no teeth. Agatha, Bertrand, Prudence, Oliver, Sherman … Who in the world would ever keep […]
“Oh fuck what just happened? I have this strange pain throbbing in my forehead area, but my eyes are open and everything is black and it smells like exhaust, where the fuck am I?” … You’re in the trunk of a car you stupid bitch-ass-bitch, and if you’re there, you probably deserve it. Don’t worry […]
In our many drives up and down this country’s most awesome state of Californyeaye (no offense NY in lieu of the 10 year) we see many great things , and being that half of the van is based GawdDammHollywood bitches we see a lot of movie-stars and boring shit like that. Yeah boring, I said it […]
Dear song, I know things didn’t really end so well with us, and the few months that have passed without any contact have been pretty stressful for me, but probably more stressful for you. But when I gratifyingly heard you on the radio today, I realized that you still cared, which is something I had […]
Apparently we here at Van Full of Candy were somehow overlooked for this years “GQ Man of the Year” awards. I’m not sure if it’s because we missed the phone call or if our nomination into several of the categories got lost in the mail … strange … we’ll get it all straightened out. I’ll […]