Drunk, Homeless, German Man Wins NBA Championship

June 13, 2011July 6, 2014 Jason Whitesel Comedy, NBA, Sports Basketball, Dallas Mavericks, Dirk Nowitzki, Dwyane Wade, Germany, Homeless, King Cobra, LeBron James, MD 20/20, Miami Heat, MVP, NBA Champs, Newport 4 Comments

Move over LeBron James, there’s a new King in town, and he goes by the name “Dirk”. This seven foot homeless man from Germany reeks of malt liquor, sleeps in alleys, but by dumb luck has now found a new home in the NBA with the Dallas Mavericks. Dirk, otherwise known on the streets as “Giant Adolf”, […]

Van Full of Candy’s 2011 Predictions

January 14, 2011July 1, 2014 Van Full of Candy Predictions acetaminophen, Ashville, bible, Bin Laden, bird flu, CBS, Charlie Sheen, China, CSI, Dick Van Patten, Eight is Enough, Greenland, Hollywood, Jesus Christ, Justin Bieber, Kardashian, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Law & Order, LeBron James, Michael Vick, Milwaukee Bucks, National Enquirer, NBC, Octamom, Pottery Barn, SPCA, Sting, Ted Williams, Two and a Half Men, Viagra, Zach Galifianakis, zebra 1 Comment

With the new year, a lot of people like to make predictions about the upcoming hellscape that will be the coming trip around the sun. Impotently grasping for meaning and some illusion of control or understanding in a world where absolutely nothing makes sense. And we’re no different, except for how we’re exactly nothing at […]