Montel Williams Wants To Get You Stoned

So Montel William’s television show,¬†monotonously named, “The Montel William’s Show” ended a few years ago. Not that anybody had any clue, hence, me letting you know.¬†You probably know him better for his infomercials pushing his Healthmaster Blender to people who are too lazy to actually go to a grocery store, buy the ingredients to make […]

Van Full of Candy’s 2011 Predictions

With the new year, a lot of people like to make predictions about the upcoming hellscape that will be the coming trip around the sun. Impotently grasping for meaning and some illusion of control or understanding in a world where absolutely nothing makes sense. And we’re no different, except for how we’re exactly nothing at […]